Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Annual Smack: Day II


I love this picture of Kyle. This was created just after his
inexplicable 27-0 loss to UNLV last year.

Ganther is one bitter yewt. Click here, scroll down a little, and look at the brief video on the right hand side of the screen. One warning... his lithp is very notithable... try not to laugh. I also like that he blames Jan Jorgensen for playing a complete game after openly admitting that he (Ganther) held Bryan Kehl (an admittedly much better athlete) on EVERY play.

Rivalry joke for the day: How many yewt fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: 3. One to actually do the work and two others to stand around and complain about how Urban Meyer could have done a much better job.

4 comments:

Bruce Holt said...

The loss to UNLV last year reminds me that Utah seems to lose badly to some under-powered, uninspiring football team each year. Since BYU is our last game and we haven't lost yet, we either learned our lesson or BYU is under-powered and uninspiring.


Here is a rivalry joke for you:
Two boys are playing football at a park in Provo, when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes a stick and shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, thus saving his friend.

A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. He tells the boy, "I'll title it 'Young BYU Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal'".

"But I'm not a BYU fan." the little hero replies.

"Oh, I thought everyone in Provo was for the Cougars. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.

"I'm a Utah Utes fan," the boy replies. "They're the best."

The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: "Little ******* From Salt Lake City Kills Beloved Family Pet."

Foster said...

That is a good one. The reporter must have been Harmon at the D news!

Spaz said...

Vegas is giving it to Utah by 6 1/2.
Alot of people are going to lose money on Saturday.

Go Cougs

Bruce Holt said...

Brad, Have you seen the cute pictures of my little boy at U of U basketball and football games? It is on my blog.

Go Utes!